Ok so I’m pulling no punches here
No apologies if this offends you
But here’s your warning to stop reading if you’re a bit sensitive
Tinder Bio’s that piss Marcus of 101
“Just looking for friends”
Seriously…
I just wanna match these people & say “Fuck off”
“Why you lieing for”
Like they know this a dating app right???
An app where you judge people on how they look
People swipe right on who they find attractive
Basically who they’d have sex with
& remember we’re talking about us MEN here
& these chicks make the choice to be shown to us guys not just women
If they were just looking for women to be friends with I might get it
But they expect guys to be on there like
“I hope I find a nice friend today”
FFS get real
Sorry I’m just not having it
They know why they’re on there & it’s the same reason as everyone else
No need to lie about it
I’ll respect the truth much more
Just like when I asked a guy once what his training goals were & his reply was
“To be honest I just wanna look so good chicks will be desperate to stroke me”
After we both stopped laughing I had to say I was impressed
Honesty is such an impressive & refreshing thing in my book
I hate people who tell me they’re not training to look good
Like they’re busting their ass on the treadmill for what?
& before you stop me I’m aware people train to feel good
The felling is what I’m all about
But looking good is likely the biggest part of feeling good
Hence the £1000+ of clothes in your wardrobe to make you look better…
& yeah I am talking to YOU
A buy guy in 2016 wondering how to actually get in the shape of his life
& feel better about himself than he ever
& hopefully you’re not lieing to yourself about it
If you’re not here’s the link to my latest Online Training Programme
Build & Blast >>> https://marcusduhartytraining.wufoo.com/forms/zx0ykon0ocl2i0/
You’ll be a good fit for it but there’s only a few spaces left
Unless of course you’re lieing about being happy with where you are now
You might as well hit the unsubscribe button below cos we wouldn’t be good to work
together
But have fun looking for friends on Tinder man….!
Marcus ‘Dont Lie To Me’ Duharty
PS
Oh & shout out to the chicks with 12 people in their Tinder profile pic
Come on it aint a guessing game FFS
& of course the ‘foodies’ out there who “Love Food”
Like state the obvious who the fuck doesn’t love food
Bangs head against wall & swipes left…..